1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,319 previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:02,319 --> 00:00:07,360 Know that Voronox can be trusted, and I will save you this day, even if it costs me my life. 3 00:00:07,360 --> 00:00:12,560 Oh, no, that's not necessary. Holy unnecessary, sir. 4 00:00:13,120 --> 00:00:14,800 No, it's my holy charge. 5 00:00:14,800 --> 00:00:17,440 It is so nice. 6 00:00:17,440 --> 00:00:22,480 Thea, you first to hear it, you quickly turn and you look and you see the silhouette 7 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:25,839 of what looks like a very large dragon. 8 00:00:25,839 --> 00:00:26,240 Dragon! 9 00:00:27,679 --> 00:00:29,519 Excuse me, why are you doing this? 10 00:00:29,599 --> 00:00:35,439 You are in my territory. Leave now or perish. 11 00:00:35,439 --> 00:00:36,079 Okay. 12 00:00:36,079 --> 00:00:37,759 Okay. What? 13 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:43,920 You see like this, this welling of, of, of energy in its chest at the what? 14 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,200 She's definitely going to do. 15 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:46,079 Five. 16 00:00:46,079 --> 00:00:47,519 Oh, fuck with the count. 17 00:00:47,519 --> 00:00:48,239 God damn it, Roz. 18 00:00:48,239 --> 00:00:53,760 I don't know who you think you are, but that, that is mine. 19 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,039 No, you can't, you have to believe me, we're very good friends. 20 00:00:57,039 --> 00:01:04,400 This scene plays out before you as you are standing in the middle of this building that 21 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:11,200 you're familiar with. Since memory comes back, you begin to be able to smell the wood in the 22 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:19,280 walls and the floor and the hearth burning, a stew cooking on the stove bubbling away, 23 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:26,640 and the sound of the whittling and the, the, the wooden carvings falling to the ground. 24 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:28,340 Hmm. 25 00:01:30,080 --> 00:01:30,480 Peace. 26 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:33,280 I remember peace. 27 00:01:36,640 --> 00:01:39,680 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons, I'm your Dungeon Master Russ More. 28 00:01:39,680 --> 00:01:43,360 He, him, also with me today is Tom Laird. 29 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,680 Yeah, that's me, he, him, and I am playing Flint, who also goes by he, him. 30 00:01:47,680 --> 00:01:48,960 And Carla Maxted. 31 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:53,040 She, her, I am playing Lipsyn, Lipsinki Pip Diggins. 32 00:01:54,240 --> 00:01:55,120 Hard one. 33 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,560 Also goes by she, her. 34 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:58,640 And Amy More. 35 00:01:58,640 --> 00:01:59,140 Yeah. 36 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:02,560 And Carla Clasett. 37 00:02:05,040 --> 00:02:07,280 I didn't even get a count to five that time. 38 00:02:11,200 --> 00:02:12,400 And my wife, Amy More. 39 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:14,240 Oh, fuck you, okay, Carla Clasett. 40 00:02:15,360 --> 00:02:16,719 Still not speaking to you. 41 00:02:19,040 --> 00:02:21,439 Amy was left out of the intro all together. 42 00:02:21,439 --> 00:02:25,200 How dare she swallow spit, forget who she was playing. 43 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,599 Sorry, Amy More. 44 00:02:29,599 --> 00:02:30,879 Yeah, whatever, she, her. 45 00:02:30,879 --> 00:02:36,959 Playing P.S., almost all of P.S., she, her, and Night Hunter, she, them. 46 00:02:36,959 --> 00:02:38,719 And Kyle Clasett. 47 00:02:38,719 --> 00:02:42,479 Hey, he, him, and I will be playing Vorunax, also he, him. 48 00:02:42,479 --> 00:02:44,239 Thank you for joining us today, everybody. 49 00:02:44,239 --> 00:02:45,280 You're welcome, sir. 50 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,959 Thank you for running a game for us. 51 00:02:46,959 --> 00:02:49,919 Anytime, anytime, as long as it's a Tuesday. 52 00:02:50,479 --> 00:02:53,280 Preferably Tuesdays at our regular scheduled time. 53 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:54,079 That's right. 54 00:02:54,079 --> 00:02:55,919 Is there anything else you can do on a Tuesday? 55 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,840 I wouldn't know, I haven't had a free Tuesday in years. 56 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:01,680 What do other people do on Tuesdays? 57 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:03,040 I don't know, sign up for a Patreon 58 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:05,040 so that they can have an episode dedicated to them. 59 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:07,920 Today's Patreon? 60 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:08,720 Patreon? 61 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:09,680 Patreon patron. 62 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:10,080 Yeah. 63 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:12,000 I'm so sorry, Russ, I didn't mean to. 64 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:13,200 Oh, no, it happens. 65 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:14,240 No, it's beautiful. 66 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:15,280 We loved it. 67 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:15,760 So smooth. 68 00:03:15,760 --> 00:03:18,880 God, we're going to have to start paying you just the dividends here, Kyle. 69 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,920 God damn. 70 00:03:19,920 --> 00:03:22,080 Like, today's patron, ALex McCoon. 71 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:23,280 Thanks, ALex. 72 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,439 Thanks, ALex. 73 00:03:25,439 --> 00:03:26,319 Thank you, ALex. 74 00:03:27,120 --> 00:03:32,400 Where you hear Kyle in our Dumbgeons and Downtime over on Patreon, 75 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:33,920 you can do that there too, 76 00:03:33,920 --> 00:03:36,080 because Kyle hangs out everywhere with us. 77 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,400 Our camera's doing weird color changes. 78 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:39,199 It's freaking me out. 79 00:03:39,199 --> 00:03:39,840 Yeah, you guys are very red. 80 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:40,319 It's very warm. 81 00:03:42,319 --> 00:03:42,879 Hot. 82 00:03:42,879 --> 00:03:46,400 But when you join us over there at Patreon.com slash DumbDragonCast, 83 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:47,920 that's what you get. 84 00:03:47,920 --> 00:03:48,560 More Kyle. 85 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,560 We've made him join everything we do. 86 00:03:53,280 --> 00:03:56,159 It was, we started slowly, but we're quite insidious. 87 00:03:57,039 --> 00:03:59,280 Russ sends me words and phrases to record, 88 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:00,879 and then he inserts them so quietly. 89 00:04:00,879 --> 00:04:02,000 So you got to just listen. 90 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,159 Listen to everything multiple times. 91 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:05,039 See where you can hear me. 92 00:04:05,039 --> 00:04:06,560 He is actually an adventures of. 93 00:04:06,560 --> 00:04:07,280 Go search. 94 00:04:07,280 --> 00:04:11,599 I've re-edited him back throughout the entire run of the show. 95 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:12,000 Perfect. 96 00:04:12,000 --> 00:04:13,680 He just kind of pops in. 97 00:04:13,680 --> 00:04:14,719 George Lucas'd me. 98 00:04:14,719 --> 00:04:15,360 That's right. 99 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:15,680 Yep. 100 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,180 Yeah. 101 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,500 Okay, let's play. 102 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:27,060 Vorunax, you're standing in the middle of your home in Blackpool, 103 00:04:27,060 --> 00:04:30,019 and you're watching Malice and Acer and yourself. 104 00:04:30,019 --> 00:04:37,300 They're guiding your hands as they're teaching you how to craft the wooden horse 105 00:04:37,300 --> 00:04:41,060 that you hold now in your hand that has brought you into this memory. 106 00:04:41,699 --> 00:04:44,500 And you've been brought there by the spell that you cast upon it 107 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:50,019 to unlock all of your most precious memories. 108 00:04:50,019 --> 00:04:55,459 Vorunax is just standing there watching it, remembering, like, that was peace. 109 00:04:56,019 --> 00:04:57,300 That was peace for him. 110 00:04:57,300 --> 00:05:01,060 And whether he still exists in, like, the material plane, 111 00:05:01,060 --> 00:05:09,060 like, you know, if Lipsinki, Thea Knight, Hunter, and Flint can still see Vorunax, 112 00:05:09,060 --> 00:05:11,860 he's just standing there, like, wide-eyed, crying. 113 00:05:11,860 --> 00:05:16,100 I think it probably makes sense that they see you. 114 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:19,699 So you, in your mindscape, have gone somewhere else, 115 00:05:19,699 --> 00:05:25,139 because that's probably how Vorunax would have relived these memories, 116 00:05:25,139 --> 00:05:30,980 is in the solace of your chambers, not having to go anywhere, 117 00:05:30,980 --> 00:05:34,819 not having to be interrupted by anybody, just reliving these moments. 118 00:05:35,459 --> 00:05:43,300 So before you, everybody else, is Vorunax goes almost glassy-eyed 119 00:05:43,300 --> 00:05:49,379 and is living something that you cannot see and begins weeping before you. 120 00:05:50,180 --> 00:05:52,019 How does this memory end, Kyle? 121 00:05:52,659 --> 00:05:59,459 This memory ends with Vorunax proudly showing his first carving, 122 00:05:59,459 --> 00:06:03,860 and Malice just looks over at him and he says, 123 00:06:05,060 --> 00:06:07,060 well, we've all got to start somewhere, don't we? 124 00:06:08,500 --> 00:06:14,899 And he kind of just takes it and he gives a subtle nod and a sly grin, 125 00:06:14,899 --> 00:06:20,180 and they just have a little bit of laugh at the expense of this crudely carved thing, 126 00:06:20,180 --> 00:06:24,339 but it is the memory that really matters about it, 127 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:26,500 regardless of the quality of the carving. 128 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:30,740 It's something that started him on a specific path. 129 00:06:30,740 --> 00:06:40,500 This memory begins to fade for you, and it begins to fade into a new memory, a new scene. 130 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:49,300 And it is a scene of, it's a bit of a montage, because I mean, 131 00:06:49,300 --> 00:06:53,540 I assume that Vorunax has a little flair for the dramatic, 132 00:06:53,540 --> 00:07:00,740 and so it's a montage of the thanks that townspeople have given him, 133 00:07:01,620 --> 00:07:08,740 showing gratitude to Vorunax in different ways in one scene that it is melted into. 134 00:07:08,740 --> 00:07:13,700 It is an old lady at a doorstep handing you a basket of freshly baked bread, 135 00:07:14,500 --> 00:07:24,180 melting into a scene of children leaving bundles of wild flowers that they've picked on the side 136 00:07:24,740 --> 00:07:32,899 of the roads at your doorstep, melting into you shaking hands with the town mayor 137 00:07:32,899 --> 00:07:37,699 after getting rid of a particularly nasty, bothersome creature 138 00:07:37,699 --> 00:07:41,379 that's been stopping trade routes between that town and the next. 139 00:07:41,620 --> 00:07:46,980 And all these memories are flooding one after another in fairly quick succession 140 00:07:46,980 --> 00:07:53,379 where you're feeling the overwhelming feeling of gratitude and respect and belonging 141 00:07:53,379 --> 00:07:55,459 that you felt in this town. 142 00:07:55,459 --> 00:07:57,860 I like that. I like that a lot. 143 00:07:59,300 --> 00:08:06,339 Scene shifts, and we're back in Blackpool after a long journey that Vorunax has taken, 144 00:08:07,140 --> 00:08:14,260 doing good in the world, and there's smoke rising from beyond the hills as he approaches, 145 00:08:14,980 --> 00:08:21,140 rushes forward as fast as he can to try to get back to Blackpool, 146 00:08:21,140 --> 00:08:28,020 to stop whatever is happening, but arrives there and sees the scene of devastation 147 00:08:28,340 --> 00:08:36,900 that we as the storytellers have told already several times, 148 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:50,660 but it's where the entire town of Blackpool has been erased, its inhabitants destroyed. 149 00:08:50,659 --> 00:09:01,779 And that's where we see Vorunax now, on his knees, weeping with malice and acer in his arms. 150 00:09:03,219 --> 00:09:14,740 I think going down that rabbit hole, as far as things, this memory comes across as a mixture. 151 00:09:16,980 --> 00:09:19,860 It means a lot because of who he lost. 152 00:09:21,059 --> 00:09:28,740 The scene of, you know, coming across the scene of malice and an acer being dead in the home 153 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:32,259 that they shared for so long before Vorunax got his own. 154 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:37,299 Just the scene of devastation and destruction and realizing, you know, 155 00:09:37,299 --> 00:09:42,740 like he had been betrayed despite all the good he had done. 156 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:52,419 It's that moment of turning and then spinning maybe like a week or so, 157 00:09:52,419 --> 00:09:58,100 just kind of in a funk, in a daze, walking around, like not even staying in Blackpool, 158 00:09:58,100 --> 00:10:00,659 like he'd probably left right afterwards. 159 00:10:00,659 --> 00:10:04,659 So another montage of him just walking through different, 160 00:10:04,659 --> 00:10:08,180 you know, different parts of the countryside and different cities, 161 00:10:08,820 --> 00:10:11,220 ignoring people the entire way. 162 00:10:12,020 --> 00:10:16,340 Not like somebody on the side of the road pays them no mind, doesn't answer. 163 00:10:20,660 --> 00:10:28,100 And then he reaches a point where he comes across another pAlydin, 164 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,820 a young pAlydin getting his start. 165 00:10:31,860 --> 00:10:36,260 And this is the first time Orcus whispers to him. 166 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:43,460 Zed, he follows the one that killed your family. 167 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:45,220 That was the first whisper. 168 00:10:47,940 --> 00:10:54,100 And that was the first time that Vorunax took pleasure in his rage 169 00:10:55,220 --> 00:11:03,060 by murdering that nameless pAlydin and leaving him on the side of the road. 170 00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:10,820 A scene of Vorunax wiping his blade on the grass, 171 00:11:12,900 --> 00:11:19,940 sheathing his weapon, carrying on with this, 172 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:32,580 what he didn't see at the time but sees now through this altered version of this memory. 173 00:11:33,140 --> 00:11:39,380 Of this figure floating, this aura and figure floating behind him 174 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:46,020 and beginning to follow him through this and all future memories that come. 175 00:11:49,060 --> 00:11:52,020 The next scene I don't particularly have an idea for. 176 00:11:52,020 --> 00:11:54,260 It's like something that's happened, obviously, 177 00:11:56,260 --> 00:11:59,300 and we have loosely explained. 178 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:07,780 But when he goes back to Blackpool and sets that up, how does that sit in a 179 00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:11,700 good memory? 180 00:12:12,660 --> 00:12:19,220 When he goes back to Blackpool after killing that pAlydin and starts to 181 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:24,740 follow Orcus more and take over that town and convert people, 182 00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:28,340 he feels good about that, right? 183 00:12:28,340 --> 00:12:35,139 He feels like he is helping them and also he feels some control, 184 00:12:35,139 --> 00:12:41,139 which obviously feels good when your whole everyone you love has been destroyed. 185 00:12:42,100 --> 00:12:47,379 So he has family dinners with all of the deceased in Blackpool. 186 00:12:48,660 --> 00:12:49,940 It's kind of a good memory. 187 00:12:49,940 --> 00:13:01,940 The memory fades into a scene of the battle at the Well of the Dragons and we see forces on all sides 188 00:13:05,460 --> 00:13:16,260 fighting and dying and the image of these swirling souls is coming into view. 189 00:13:16,819 --> 00:13:25,379 And all of these souls are churning about trying to find their place and being driven up into this 190 00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:28,419 storm that is brewing above the Well of the Dragons. 191 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:39,700 They're being sucked into what is this hidden or obscured portal in the sky and we see 192 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,420 and we see 193 00:13:43,940 --> 00:13:51,220 off in the distance we see Varnax and Varnax is standing behind himself and a group of his 194 00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:57,940 closest regime and watching this and enacting this and the casters that he has around him 195 00:13:57,940 --> 00:14:00,340 propelling this energy forward. 196 00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:07,379 We see these souls being sucked up into this portal and appearing and churning within the 197 00:14:07,379 --> 00:14:16,500 abyss, the roiling bubbling ichor of the abyss right in Orcus's lair. 198 00:14:17,620 --> 00:14:24,980 Orcus is standing over this this funnel that is feeding directly into him and he is absorbing 199 00:14:24,980 --> 00:14:27,539 this energy that's coming through. 200 00:14:27,539 --> 00:14:34,659 He's eating it up and we see him gaining power this hideous grotesque 201 00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:38,500 bulbous body with this goat skull head. 202 00:14:38,500 --> 00:14:46,980 He is cackling with the most venomous laughter as he is gaining this initial 203 00:14:48,259 --> 00:14:53,539 push this initial power that allowed him to begin taking over the gods. 204 00:14:53,699 --> 00:15:00,579 Which seems like an apt transition to one of these jails, one of these holding facilities 205 00:15:01,299 --> 00:15:08,740 where we found Bahamut and several of the other gods and know that they were and are 206 00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:11,379 being held. 207 00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:19,139 The scene is dark, sound of those chains echoing in the air, 208 00:15:19,539 --> 00:15:25,220 dark sound of those chains echoes out through the space. 209 00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:37,059 And Pelor is visible, a god of light who appears to be becoming extinguished. 210 00:15:38,659 --> 00:15:48,819 Yeah, so, um, Orcus let Varnax kind of go to town on Pelor as they've got them all 211 00:15:48,820 --> 00:15:55,940 chained and collared up and obviously being a god and Varnax not being a god, he wasn't able 212 00:15:55,940 --> 00:16:04,340 to to do much other than inflict some minor pain on Pelor even after countless hours of 213 00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:12,820 attempting to torture him and that's when Orcus presented the wand into Varnax's hands 214 00:16:13,780 --> 00:16:18,660 and said this is what will help you in your quest. 215 00:16:20,740 --> 00:16:27,700 And there's this kind of like, you know, cut scene of like him, him wielding the wand close 216 00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:34,660 to his face and you see like this eerie glow on his face and then like the camera stays there 217 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:40,580 but the wand moves out of scene and then you see like a flash of this eerie light on the other 218 00:16:40,580 --> 00:16:47,700 way and then Varnax just like smiles, this like evil smile. Do you have god blood on his face? 219 00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,139 Yes. I mean, yeah. 220 00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:56,180 And there's the first day when he works with Lipsynche, she's just an intern. 221 00:16:58,420 --> 00:17:03,700 But there's something about her. Immediate connection. Kind of a real evil streak, 222 00:17:03,700 --> 00:17:12,819 truth be told. This kid's got moxie. She really, yeah, can be creative in her cruelty 223 00:17:13,539 --> 00:17:20,180 and then just montages of them going on great adventures that they love. They 224 00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:28,580 create a giant wave and drown a whole town to turn them into undead or they go 225 00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:37,859 and cause the creeping death and destruction around a small town as like everything just dies 226 00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:45,460 around it closes in and as they try to escape they die and nothing can be done. And man, 227 00:17:45,460 --> 00:17:51,220 Lipsynche and Varnax just, it's so funny like when that one guy tries to run out, 228 00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:53,939 what's he thinking even? We're taking bets and whatnot. 229 00:17:54,900 --> 00:18:01,299 100%. And of course we're in the airship and we're like working on prototypes of our 230 00:18:03,059 --> 00:18:07,380 undead drop zones. You have to account for the wind. 231 00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:17,059 Yeah, yeah. And I mean, it is gross and cruel, but the undead are like this never-ending 232 00:18:18,019 --> 00:18:25,940 resource of cannon fodder that we can just manipulate in all kinds of terrible ways 233 00:18:26,740 --> 00:18:31,859 and feed off each other. Like, oh yeah, well how about this? Oh yeah, well how about this? 234 00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:40,500 And yeah, become great friends with their shared cruelty, but I think also 235 00:18:40,500 --> 00:18:48,819 like come to actually care about each other and yeah, are actually friends even if it's 236 00:18:48,819 --> 00:18:51,940 all based on, you know, taking over the world with Undead for Orcus. 237 00:18:51,940 --> 00:18:53,460 And not that either of them would admit it. 238 00:18:53,460 --> 00:18:54,099 Yeah. 239 00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:54,900 They're colleagues. 240 00:18:55,460 --> 00:18:56,339 Totally. 241 00:18:56,339 --> 00:19:03,700 I think all those memories running together eventually coalesce into one moment where it's 242 00:19:03,700 --> 00:19:12,180 just Vorunax and Lipsynche and they look tired. They've been at work for a while 243 00:19:12,180 --> 00:19:20,980 getting things done and they look just fatigued and Vorunax takes a moment, 244 00:19:20,980 --> 00:19:24,819 sits back, looks at Lipsynche, just says, 245 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:30,659 Lipsynche, I have to admit 246 00:19:33,059 --> 00:19:40,019 that if there were one person I would want to see left alive, it'd be you. 247 00:19:41,220 --> 00:19:43,619 Oh, you. I feel the exact same way. 248 00:19:45,779 --> 00:19:51,379 Feels like a shame that we're eventually gonna have to go that way too, doesn't it? 249 00:19:51,380 --> 00:20:00,740 Well, I guess I hadn't really thought about it. At some point we will run out of other people. 250 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:02,580 Yeah. 251 00:20:04,660 --> 00:20:05,220 Huh. 252 00:20:05,220 --> 00:20:08,340 Well, the work must be done, right? 253 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:15,220 And there's a whole world to or at least, you know, a fifth of a world left. 254 00:20:15,780 --> 00:20:21,220 Right. I mean, this is what we've been taught. 255 00:20:22,020 --> 00:20:23,060 Must be done, right? 256 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:25,220 Absolutely. 257 00:20:28,020 --> 00:20:32,820 Well, if it must be done again, I'm glad I get to do it with you. 258 00:20:33,700 --> 00:20:37,140 Thank God I don't have to do it with that fucking Shangri-La guy. That guy's a fucking brick. 259 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:41,700 Yeah, he was one of the worst and we have seen the worst. 260 00:20:42,500 --> 00:20:44,740 You know what? I think we're the worst. 261 00:20:46,340 --> 00:20:47,620 We are the worst. 262 00:20:47,620 --> 00:20:48,340 Clean cups. 263 00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:52,899 Whatever. You guys are drinking out of the same malt glass. 264 00:20:53,619 --> 00:20:54,899 Oh, yeah. Passing the straws. 265 00:20:54,899 --> 00:20:55,379 Two straws. 266 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:56,899 It's Shangri-La's skull. 267 00:20:58,899 --> 00:20:59,699 Yes. 268 00:21:09,699 --> 00:21:16,899 Do you want to hang out with us? It's gonna be a great time on the first Tuesday of the month 269 00:21:17,460 --> 00:21:21,380 of the month with Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 270 00:21:21,380 --> 00:21:23,940 We have a hang out every Tuesday. 271 00:21:24,660 --> 00:21:25,860 Not every Tuesday. 272 00:21:26,740 --> 00:21:30,740 Just the first Tuesday of the month. 273 00:21:30,740 --> 00:21:34,580 Okay, I'd like you all to just in your in your mind's eye, 274 00:21:35,540 --> 00:21:40,259 picture Russ, our wonderful, very, very handsome DM Russ, 275 00:21:41,620 --> 00:21:46,180 arms tightly clenched around himself, eyes closed. 276 00:21:46,980 --> 00:21:52,500 Creating this song for you. Messing up halfway through with a calendar thing, 277 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:57,060 which I'm sure is just killing him right now. But powering on. 278 00:21:58,980 --> 00:21:59,940 It was beautiful. 279 00:21:59,940 --> 00:22:00,820 It was really great. 280 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:00,980 Thank you. 281 00:22:00,980 --> 00:22:02,100 It was really beautiful. 282 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,940 But everything he said was true, except for the every Tuesday thing. 283 00:22:05,940 --> 00:22:08,180 I corrected myself. So then everything else became true. 284 00:22:08,180 --> 00:22:11,940 Right. There was like a fact check within the- 285 00:22:11,940 --> 00:22:13,060 Real time fact checking. 286 00:22:13,620 --> 00:22:14,980 Yeah, exactly. 287 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:16,259 We're just sitting over going, nope. 288 00:22:17,060 --> 00:22:20,420 Nope. But yes, we do have a gook hang. 289 00:22:21,700 --> 00:22:27,860 Fun fact, the original was dubbed gook hang because it was previously on Google Hangouts. 290 00:22:27,860 --> 00:22:28,740 It's true. 291 00:22:28,740 --> 00:22:30,900 And even though we don't use it anymore, 292 00:22:30,900 --> 00:22:33,140 the name just kind of stuck and now it is a thing. 293 00:22:33,940 --> 00:22:38,100 So we do that on the first Tuesday every month. 294 00:22:38,980 --> 00:22:39,940 See, it's not so easy. 295 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:42,980 It seems like every month you run out a little bit there. 296 00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:48,740 It's the cry of all the patrons going, it should be every Tuesday. 297 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,700 But then we could never record the podcast. 298 00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:52,180 That's true. 299 00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,700 That would not work. 300 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,420 That's true. 301 00:22:54,420 --> 00:22:54,900 That would be a problem. 302 00:22:54,900 --> 00:22:59,700 But it's real fun. We hang out and talk about the show and mostly just actually 303 00:22:59,700 --> 00:23:06,180 bullshit about just what we've been up to, what shows we're watching, and yeah, it's fun. 304 00:23:06,180 --> 00:23:11,539 It's got a live chat within it that we watch and talk to you and ask you questions 305 00:23:11,539 --> 00:23:14,819 and find out more about what's going on in your world. 306 00:23:14,819 --> 00:23:17,859 But also a Q&A that Tom is very much in charge of. 307 00:23:17,859 --> 00:23:18,500 Absolutely. 308 00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:20,899 I look forward to ignoring more of Jess's messages. 309 00:23:21,460 --> 00:23:21,940 That's right. 310 00:23:21,940 --> 00:23:25,460 If you're anyone who is not Jess, like ask in that Q&A. 311 00:23:25,460 --> 00:23:26,259 Yeah, use that Q&A. 312 00:23:26,259 --> 00:23:26,819 That's for you. 313 00:23:26,819 --> 00:23:28,579 And we will answer. 314 00:23:28,579 --> 00:23:29,619 Oh, Jess, we love you. 315 00:23:31,059 --> 00:23:33,059 Okay. But we would love to have you. 316 00:23:33,059 --> 00:23:36,659 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast where we're recording this in the past. 317 00:23:36,659 --> 00:23:39,619 So I don't know if we've made it to our goal yet, but if we haven't, 318 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:42,660 we hope that you come join us and help us do that. 319 00:23:42,660 --> 00:23:43,540 100 patrons. 320 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:44,420 It's a community goal. 321 00:23:44,420 --> 00:23:46,420 A hundred people, a lot of people in one space. 322 00:23:46,420 --> 00:23:47,460 So many people. 323 00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:48,340 So many people. 324 00:23:48,340 --> 00:23:49,780 And we would love for you to be there. 325 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:51,300 Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 326 00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,100 Okay, bye. 327 00:23:52,100 --> 00:23:52,660 Bye. 328 00:23:52,660 --> 00:24:00,660 Bye Tuesday. 329 00:24:00,660 --> 00:24:04,020 To Kyle, for Vorunax, do you feel like that would be one of the last 330 00:24:04,020 --> 00:24:06,260 memories that he probably would have stored in there? 331 00:24:06,259 --> 00:24:07,859 I think that's the last memory. 332 00:24:07,859 --> 00:24:09,940 Yeah, that that he has in there. 333 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:15,220 I don't think he has the memory of what he did on the beach 334 00:24:15,220 --> 00:24:16,339 because it just wasn't that time. 335 00:24:19,059 --> 00:24:23,859 And so, yeah, I guess Vorunax would come out of that glassy eyed look 336 00:24:24,819 --> 00:24:27,940 just like so many liquids coming out of the face 337 00:24:28,980 --> 00:24:31,779 in like an embarrassing way where he just like kind of like 338 00:24:32,339 --> 00:24:36,099 puts up puts up his cloak and, you know, he's a little embarrassed. 339 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:37,539 He's just like, I, 340 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:48,819 you lip-synchy, you appear to mean a lot to me 341 00:24:49,460 --> 00:24:55,379 in ways that I didn't think would be possible 342 00:24:56,339 --> 00:24:58,500 going forward from where I've been. 343 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:04,019 Well, it's true, we're very good friends, 344 00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:08,420 and we were very, very good being very, very bad. 345 00:25:09,619 --> 00:25:15,539 But now, you made this incredible sacrifice 346 00:25:15,539 --> 00:25:21,299 and Orcus was rising, you died, and we're here to, 347 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:24,019 we want your help. 348 00:25:24,019 --> 00:25:33,859 Vorunax walks over and takes the carving that future Vorunax gave you 349 00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:36,660 and puts it back in your hand and takes your hand 350 00:25:36,660 --> 00:25:38,019 and clasps it over it and says, 351 00:25:39,859 --> 00:25:44,099 this is yours, hold on to it. 352 00:25:44,099 --> 00:25:48,579 And he holds on to, he puts his hand back on it 353 00:25:48,579 --> 00:25:52,420 and also kind of like taps lip-synchy on the forehead 354 00:25:52,420 --> 00:25:54,660 between the eyes and says, 355 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:59,779 if you ever want to relive some of your memories with him, 356 00:26:01,620 --> 00:26:06,019 all you have to do is just call upon it, should be able to know. 357 00:26:09,140 --> 00:26:13,460 But if you're half as good as those memories made it seem to be, then 358 00:26:15,380 --> 00:26:17,700 perhaps I could get started on a new friendship early. 359 00:26:17,860 --> 00:26:25,700 That is if, well, and I look over at like everyone else, just like, 360 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:33,059 I'm guessing you'll kind of forgive the things that I've done, 361 00:26:33,059 --> 00:26:35,220 but I guess I haven't done yet. 362 00:26:36,100 --> 00:26:37,140 Well, I mean, I'm not going to lie, 363 00:26:37,140 --> 00:26:40,019 the stuff you've done already isn't great. 364 00:26:40,019 --> 00:26:41,940 Yeah, and I'd say it's in the past, but. 365 00:26:42,580 --> 00:26:45,380 But it's in the now, but also it is in the past. 366 00:26:45,380 --> 00:26:47,460 But you know what? 367 00:26:48,900 --> 00:26:53,380 We came to do a job, and if you can help us do that job, 368 00:26:55,380 --> 00:26:57,220 then you got your whole future in front of you, kid. 369 00:26:57,940 --> 00:27:05,620 What if I could just step out of the picture, not die. 370 00:27:05,620 --> 00:27:07,300 I mean, Orcas would find me anywhere. 371 00:27:07,300 --> 00:27:08,340 No, this is pointless. 372 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:11,860 And if I were to just die, 373 00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:15,460 then you'd wind up fighting me one way or the other. 374 00:27:16,660 --> 00:27:19,460 Oh, yeah, we would prefer you not die. 375 00:27:19,460 --> 00:27:23,300 You are kind of pivotal to this whole plan we've got. 376 00:27:23,300 --> 00:27:23,860 Yeah, I didn't. 377 00:27:24,740 --> 00:27:26,900 We, I'm not sure if we made this clear. 378 00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:31,700 We traveled in time to get back here so that you could help us. 379 00:27:32,660 --> 00:27:33,540 Okay. 380 00:27:33,540 --> 00:27:35,140 You have what we need. 381 00:27:36,820 --> 00:27:37,700 Only you. 382 00:27:37,700 --> 00:27:42,259 You are, you know, cornerstone, linchpin. 383 00:27:42,900 --> 00:27:43,460 No, no. 384 00:27:43,460 --> 00:27:45,220 That all the other important bits. 385 00:27:45,860 --> 00:27:47,299 You are saviors. 386 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:50,019 You are the heroes that people talk about. 387 00:27:50,660 --> 00:27:53,059 But you fall into that like you fall into bad guy stuff. 388 00:27:56,019 --> 00:27:56,660 I'm just saying. 389 00:27:57,460 --> 00:27:57,779 Okay. 390 00:27:57,779 --> 00:27:58,580 Well, I'm just saying. 391 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:04,819 But the gods, they, what they did, 392 00:28:05,460 --> 00:28:10,819 you still believe in them enough to stop what they're doing? 393 00:28:10,819 --> 00:28:12,099 Well, they didn't. 394 00:28:13,539 --> 00:28:21,460 They, yeah, it was more Orcas did that to your memories. 395 00:28:21,460 --> 00:28:23,059 He puts on a great show. 396 00:28:24,339 --> 00:28:25,220 That's what I saw. 397 00:28:26,019 --> 00:28:26,419 Of course. 398 00:28:26,980 --> 00:28:27,539 We know. 399 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:28,980 We know that's what you saw. 400 00:28:28,980 --> 00:28:30,179 We got to see you see it. 401 00:28:32,579 --> 00:28:32,980 Twice. 402 00:28:33,620 --> 00:28:38,819 And you see like a green dragonborn blushing, which a little odd, 403 00:28:38,819 --> 00:28:39,940 but you know, it happens. 404 00:28:41,299 --> 00:28:41,940 Chuck truce. 405 00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:43,140 Yes. 406 00:28:44,500 --> 00:28:45,779 Do not be embarrassed. 407 00:28:47,779 --> 00:28:49,299 I mean, I already let you carry me. 408 00:28:50,420 --> 00:28:51,620 And I've seen you cry. 409 00:28:52,420 --> 00:28:54,660 In my culture, we are practically married. 410 00:28:54,660 --> 00:28:55,700 Don't tell my wife. 411 00:28:56,339 --> 00:28:56,819 Good to know. 412 00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:59,299 I'll be sure to keep it on the DL. 413 00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:05,700 Um, but, uh, I, I just, I just don't know. 414 00:29:06,419 --> 00:29:07,220 This is a stock. 415 00:29:08,099 --> 00:29:11,299 It's just all very soon, very sudden. 416 00:29:11,299 --> 00:29:14,419 I don't, I don't know what it means. 417 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:17,940 It's like a crisis of faith and met with an existential crisis, 418 00:29:18,500 --> 00:29:20,740 met with an ego death. 419 00:29:23,539 --> 00:29:28,500 If you said my old future self sacrificed themselves for it, 420 00:29:28,500 --> 00:29:31,059 then there was something, something that at the end, 421 00:29:31,700 --> 00:29:34,019 it didn't seem right in my memories. 422 00:29:34,019 --> 00:29:35,940 It was a memory where we were talking. 423 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:40,579 And I asked you, like, do, do, do we have to do this or 424 00:29:41,140 --> 00:29:43,059 something along the lines of being like, 425 00:29:43,059 --> 00:29:44,500 eventually it's going to have to be us. 426 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,859 And I didn't sound confident. 427 00:29:48,980 --> 00:29:49,220 Yeah. 428 00:29:49,220 --> 00:29:52,099 I mean, that, that crisis of faith and, 429 00:29:52,740 --> 00:29:55,539 and existential crisis and ego death. 430 00:29:55,539 --> 00:29:59,940 I mean, my goodness, I've, I've seen you do this two times today. 431 00:29:59,940 --> 00:30:04,899 Now once, once super evil, you super awesome, badass evil, 432 00:30:04,899 --> 00:30:08,579 you on the deck of an airship and you changed your mind 433 00:30:08,579 --> 00:30:09,859 and you wanted to help them. 434 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:15,059 And now here it's, it's happening again and, 435 00:30:15,059 --> 00:30:22,819 and just know that you were way further along in serving orcas then, 436 00:30:22,819 --> 00:30:24,579 and you still changed your mind. 437 00:30:24,579 --> 00:30:29,939 Oh, and convinced Lipsinki to change hers because she was. 438 00:30:32,659 --> 00:30:33,460 I was not. 439 00:30:33,460 --> 00:30:35,539 No, I was still worried. 440 00:30:35,539 --> 00:30:36,740 She's going to turn on us. 441 00:30:38,740 --> 00:30:39,699 I don't trust you. 442 00:30:41,220 --> 00:30:44,579 I, I trust you Lipsinki. 443 00:30:47,059 --> 00:30:47,619 Feels odd. 444 00:30:47,619 --> 00:30:52,579 It feels like you've, you've been in the, you know, 445 00:30:52,579 --> 00:30:55,539 you've been in the organization a little bit longer than I have technically. 446 00:30:55,539 --> 00:30:59,539 And I feel like you're kind of my superior at this point. 447 00:30:59,539 --> 00:31:07,939 And well, if you're turning coat for lack of a better phrase, then fuck it. 448 00:31:07,939 --> 00:31:10,899 I guess it's just going to lead me to death one way or the other. 449 00:31:10,899 --> 00:31:15,460 Then what kind of existence is that? 450 00:31:18,579 --> 00:31:21,460 Well, I guess that means now you're my intern. 451 00:31:22,579 --> 00:31:25,220 I think that's only fair. 452 00:31:26,019 --> 00:31:27,059 Montage. 453 00:31:27,059 --> 00:31:29,299 He's at a typewriter at a desk. 454 00:31:29,299 --> 00:31:31,139 He's getting Lipsinki coffee. 455 00:31:31,139 --> 00:31:34,419 I, I take a drink and I throw it. 456 00:31:35,539 --> 00:31:36,500 He's not hot enough. 457 00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:39,059 He's up on the, the intern Memorial wall. 458 00:31:39,699 --> 00:31:40,099 Oh no. 459 00:31:41,460 --> 00:31:42,659 Things have gone too far. 460 00:31:43,619 --> 00:31:45,059 Things have gone too far. 461 00:31:45,859 --> 00:31:55,460 Well, I guess that means, uh, we have lots of work to do, uh, uh, infiltrating orcas 462 00:31:55,460 --> 00:32:01,379 is a system and taking him down from the inside now before he can recap it 463 00:32:01,379 --> 00:32:04,179 and destroy the world 10 years from now. 464 00:32:06,179 --> 00:32:06,419 Yeah. 465 00:32:06,419 --> 00:32:07,619 So it only took that long. 466 00:32:09,059 --> 00:32:14,099 Well, you and I were a very, we were a very efficient team. 467 00:32:15,059 --> 00:32:20,179 Uh, I know you can't really say because you don't know how powerful he gets in the future, 468 00:32:21,379 --> 00:32:26,740 but on a scale of like kind of annoying to totally taken over the world, 469 00:32:26,740 --> 00:32:30,099 where would you put orcas right now? 470 00:32:30,099 --> 00:32:30,899 Like, what are we? 471 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:41,059 I, I think if orcas wants someone dead, they will find a way to make that someone dead. 472 00:32:42,019 --> 00:32:43,700 Um, and then undead. 473 00:32:45,220 --> 00:32:50,099 But naturally, you understand unnaturally, you know what I mean? 474 00:32:50,099 --> 00:32:50,500 Yeah. 475 00:32:50,500 --> 00:32:50,740 Yeah. 476 00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:52,659 It's very confusing. 477 00:32:52,659 --> 00:33:01,779 Now a few deities have already been removed and that power course goes to orcas, 478 00:33:02,339 --> 00:33:05,859 even if the death comes at a hand of one of the followers. 479 00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:09,539 So I know a payload is in there. 480 00:33:09,940 --> 00:33:11,779 A few others. 481 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:16,579 It's a, it would be a hard, hard pressed fight to you. 482 00:33:17,379 --> 00:33:18,980 Well, you just got here. 483 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:21,940 I don't imagine you have any other allies. 484 00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:24,980 Oh God, I'm your only ally right now. 485 00:33:24,980 --> 00:33:25,619 Yes. 486 00:33:25,619 --> 00:33:26,019 Yeah. 487 00:33:26,019 --> 00:33:26,500 Correct. 488 00:33:27,700 --> 00:33:28,019 Yeah. 489 00:33:29,460 --> 00:33:29,779 Yeah. 490 00:33:29,779 --> 00:33:32,339 Do you realize how bat shit crazy that sounds? 491 00:33:32,339 --> 00:33:32,740 Yeah. 492 00:33:32,740 --> 00:33:39,139 I mean, to be fair, our only ally at this time in this place, 493 00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:44,100 but there's other, it's so much more complicated than even we've explained to you. 494 00:33:44,100 --> 00:33:46,259 Oh my gosh, you guys, can we find us? 495 00:33:48,980 --> 00:33:55,140 Oh, yeah, you, we haven't met yet here. 496 00:33:55,780 --> 00:33:59,860 But I mean, you two were bound to meet sooner rather than later. 497 00:33:59,860 --> 00:34:02,100 How fucked up am I fucking things up right now? 498 00:34:02,100 --> 00:34:07,620 There's a crack of energy above you, above the canopy of the forest. 499 00:34:09,139 --> 00:34:14,259 And Bahama comes down and goes, no, no, no. 500 00:34:15,539 --> 00:34:18,019 No, there's a crack of energy above you. 501 00:34:18,019 --> 00:34:22,339 And you hear just this faint distant sound. 502 00:34:22,339 --> 00:34:22,819 Oh no. 503 00:34:25,940 --> 00:34:27,299 Is this a countdown from five? 504 00:34:29,299 --> 00:34:30,819 It's fucking Grancis. 505 00:34:40,099 --> 00:34:44,659 I probably could have stopped him from falling, but I just didn't want to. 506 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:49,699 Hey, hey, hey, everybody. 507 00:34:49,699 --> 00:34:50,579 I got Donnie. 508 00:34:51,859 --> 00:34:52,739 Oh my God. 509 00:34:53,619 --> 00:34:56,259 Hey, you forgot me in the fucking future. 510 00:34:56,259 --> 00:34:57,619 Jesus Christ. 511 00:34:57,619 --> 00:34:58,980 Listen, lots been going on. 512 00:34:58,980 --> 00:34:59,859 Are you okay, buddy? 513 00:34:59,859 --> 00:35:02,579 You put me in a bag and said, don't come out. 514 00:35:02,579 --> 00:35:05,219 And I was supposed to grab the bag. 515 00:35:05,219 --> 00:35:06,019 A lot happened. 516 00:35:06,019 --> 00:35:07,539 There was a giant portal. 517 00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:12,179 And then old man Dingus over here walks out on the beach like, anybody out here? 518 00:35:12,739 --> 00:35:16,019 I was so fucked out and said, is anybody out here? 519 00:35:16,019 --> 00:35:18,739 And then I said, well, I guess it's just you and me. 520 00:35:18,739 --> 00:35:19,699 And then you know what he did? 521 00:35:19,699 --> 00:35:22,500 He picked up the bag and we walked into a portal. 522 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,900 Just a random fucking portal. 523 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:25,400 Okay. 524 00:35:25,779 --> 00:35:26,900 Did it close behind you? 525 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:28,500 Do you know if it closed behind you? 526 00:35:28,500 --> 00:35:29,059 I don't know. 527 00:35:29,059 --> 00:35:29,559 Look up. 528 00:35:31,139 --> 00:35:32,900 That wasn't there before. 529 00:35:32,900 --> 00:35:33,699 There's no portal. 530 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:35,539 I guess it closed. 531 00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:36,440 Oh. 532 00:35:37,059 --> 00:35:42,820 Like the anus of one of those flappy flying things that flies at you backwards 533 00:35:42,820 --> 00:35:47,779 and tries to eat you from the inside out, upside down, and sideways. 534 00:35:48,420 --> 00:35:51,460 There's a lot of things that happened after you fucking left. 535 00:35:51,460 --> 00:35:52,820 Honey, I'm sorry. 536 00:35:52,820 --> 00:35:54,099 You want a cracker? 537 00:35:54,099 --> 00:35:54,739 Yeah. 538 00:35:54,739 --> 00:35:55,539 Yeah, I do want a cracker. 539 00:35:55,539 --> 00:35:55,940 Get over here. 540 00:35:55,940 --> 00:35:56,739 Do you have crackers? 541 00:35:56,739 --> 00:35:59,699 We're in the time before the crackers disappeared. 542 00:35:59,699 --> 00:36:02,500 I put a pocket full of crackers, but I forgot my pocket dragon. 543 00:36:03,219 --> 00:36:06,820 She cuddles him with him reluctantly, eating crackers. 544 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:08,420 Hey, everybody. 545 00:36:09,619 --> 00:36:10,659 What is happening here? 546 00:36:12,739 --> 00:36:13,780 I'm Grancis. 547 00:36:13,780 --> 00:36:14,420 Hi. 548 00:36:14,420 --> 00:36:15,219 Nice to meet you. 549 00:36:15,219 --> 00:36:16,179 Grancis. 550 00:36:16,179 --> 00:36:17,380 We don't need to introduce, 551 00:36:18,019 --> 00:36:20,980 because that seems like a little bit overkill at this point. 552 00:36:21,619 --> 00:36:22,119 There. 553 00:36:24,019 --> 00:36:28,420 So Grancis and I, before I became your intern, 554 00:36:29,780 --> 00:36:30,820 I was just like- 555 00:36:30,820 --> 00:36:31,619 We were homies. 556 00:36:31,619 --> 00:36:33,539 Working in the abyss. 557 00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:37,219 I wouldn't say we were homies, but- 558 00:36:37,219 --> 00:36:38,179 Side pieces. 559 00:36:38,179 --> 00:36:39,380 We were colleagues. 560 00:36:40,339 --> 00:36:42,900 We did dig together. 561 00:36:44,259 --> 00:36:45,779 We fucked is what I'm trying to say. 562 00:36:45,779 --> 00:36:46,339 We fucked. 563 00:36:46,339 --> 00:36:46,819 Fine. 564 00:36:46,819 --> 00:36:47,699 Everybody knows it. 565 00:36:49,699 --> 00:36:51,699 We got down and dirty in the underworld. 566 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:52,920 No. 567 00:36:54,420 --> 00:36:56,099 No, I refuse. 568 00:36:56,099 --> 00:36:56,599 No. 569 00:36:57,139 --> 00:36:58,420 Kill me all you want. 570 00:36:59,139 --> 00:37:00,980 I am not Grancis' lover. 571 00:37:02,579 --> 00:37:06,739 In fact, you said lover sounds a lot worse than side pieces. 572 00:37:06,739 --> 00:37:10,099 Anyways, what I was trying to say is I don't know, 573 00:37:10,099 --> 00:37:13,059 but I'm here because they thought I was powerful. 574 00:37:13,619 --> 00:37:15,380 Well, I mean, you were at one time. 575 00:37:15,380 --> 00:37:16,179 Yeah. 576 00:37:16,179 --> 00:37:17,219 And you got out of here. 577 00:37:18,179 --> 00:37:19,940 I mean, you didn't take an internship. 578 00:37:19,940 --> 00:37:20,420 You- 579 00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:22,019 Oh, out of the abyss? 580 00:37:22,019 --> 00:37:22,339 Yeah. 581 00:37:22,339 --> 00:37:24,500 I heard that he was rescued. 582 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:28,339 I was rescued by a tiny goblin named Flamikinskins. 583 00:37:29,059 --> 00:37:32,019 You can hear those adventures at Patreon.com. 584 00:37:33,620 --> 00:37:34,120 Wow. 585 00:37:36,900 --> 00:37:37,780 An in-character. 586 00:37:37,780 --> 00:37:39,380 Mid-episode plug. 587 00:37:41,700 --> 00:37:45,620 Anyways, I was powerful and I lost my book. 588 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,420 You need a book to be powerful? 589 00:37:48,420 --> 00:37:49,700 Yeah, I'm a wizard. 590 00:37:50,500 --> 00:37:51,700 When did you lose book? 591 00:37:52,500 --> 00:37:54,100 Before I died the first time. 592 00:37:54,819 --> 00:37:57,299 I died, crashed. 593 00:37:57,299 --> 00:38:00,500 I crashed, landed a ship, saved everybody's life. 594 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:01,380 Right, Thea? 595 00:38:01,380 --> 00:38:02,019 Right, Flint? 596 00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:03,299 Yeah. 597 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:04,440 Yeah. 598 00:38:04,980 --> 00:38:05,460 Yep. 599 00:38:05,460 --> 00:38:07,059 I trust that's correct. 600 00:38:07,059 --> 00:38:10,420 That power went down. 601 00:38:10,420 --> 00:38:12,339 And he makes one hell of a pancake. 602 00:38:12,339 --> 00:38:18,420 You did tell me that story like a hundred million times, 603 00:38:18,420 --> 00:38:19,860 so I believe it. 604 00:38:19,860 --> 00:38:21,139 Thea, make a perception check. 605 00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:22,019 Why? 606 00:38:22,019 --> 00:38:23,860 Because I can't actually remember when that happened. 607 00:38:24,500 --> 00:38:27,460 Well, no, you can of course remember when that happened. 608 00:38:27,460 --> 00:38:28,660 No, Amy can't. 609 00:38:28,660 --> 00:38:29,300 26. 610 00:38:30,019 --> 00:38:30,500 When he says... 611 00:38:31,860 --> 00:38:32,340 Right, Thea? 612 00:38:32,340 --> 00:38:32,820 Right, Flint? 613 00:38:32,820 --> 00:38:35,220 You see him stop and hang on Flint for a moment. 614 00:38:36,740 --> 00:38:37,700 Then kind of shake it off. 615 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:45,140 Yeah, no, we were flying an airship and it crashed 616 00:38:45,140 --> 00:38:49,059 and then we were attacked by Gull to the Dragon. 617 00:38:49,059 --> 00:38:51,780 That seems like something that was probably happening at the time. 618 00:38:52,580 --> 00:38:55,940 And then I used the electric power and summoned it 619 00:38:55,940 --> 00:39:00,340 and it vaporized my body, but saved you. 620 00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,460 I mean, it was pretty cool. 621 00:39:02,260 --> 00:39:03,620 It was pretty cool. 622 00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:04,980 It was pretty cool. 623 00:39:06,100 --> 00:39:07,940 That meal that he made though before we 624 00:39:09,460 --> 00:39:11,540 experienced all that was even better though, Flint. 625 00:39:11,540 --> 00:39:12,580 Oh, what was it? 626 00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:15,700 I only remember making us pancakes, but that wasn't that. 627 00:39:16,260 --> 00:39:19,700 Pancakes are fucking delicious. 628 00:39:19,780 --> 00:39:20,100 Okay. 629 00:39:21,060 --> 00:39:22,900 Anyway, glad you're here. 630 00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:30,100 I mean, Vorunax was just freaking out that he was the only ally we had in this time period. 631 00:39:30,100 --> 00:39:31,140 Oh, I'm an ally. 632 00:39:31,700 --> 00:39:32,020 Yeah. 633 00:39:32,820 --> 00:39:33,780 A friend of everyone's. 634 00:39:34,740 --> 00:39:35,060 Good. 635 00:39:35,700 --> 00:39:38,740 Is your book findable in this time period? 636 00:39:38,740 --> 00:39:39,460 Just curious. 637 00:39:40,420 --> 00:39:44,020 Because otherwise, you're what we call a liability. 638 00:39:44,020 --> 00:39:45,620 No, yeah, that's pretty cool. 639 00:39:46,500 --> 00:39:48,900 Well, you've got your wand. 640 00:39:50,500 --> 00:39:56,580 You have no real other landmarks to point at other than this tree right here. 641 00:39:56,580 --> 00:40:01,060 This tree looks like it may be grew since the last time I was here. 642 00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:04,420 So yeah, there's probably a book. 643 00:40:04,420 --> 00:40:05,780 I mean, I'm dead right now. 644 00:40:06,340 --> 00:40:08,500 Maybe I'm down in the, am I down in the abyss? 645 00:40:09,700 --> 00:40:11,700 Vorunax, can you find out if I'm down in the abyss? 646 00:40:11,700 --> 00:40:15,380 Because if I'm down in the abyss, I'm dead, which means my book is somewhere. 647 00:40:15,380 --> 00:40:17,540 Did you guys pick up my book after I died? 648 00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:18,660 There's kind of a lot going on. 649 00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:20,899 No, they didn't pick up my book. 650 00:40:20,899 --> 00:40:22,420 Well, there was a lot going on. 651 00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:23,619 You crashed a ship. 652 00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:25,299 I did not crash a ship. 653 00:40:25,299 --> 00:40:27,539 You electrocuted everything. 654 00:40:27,539 --> 00:40:29,699 The cult of the dragon crashed the ship. 655 00:40:29,699 --> 00:40:32,500 You did a controlled landing. 656 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,539 I saved everybody. 657 00:40:34,579 --> 00:40:35,139 Also. 658 00:40:35,139 --> 00:40:36,259 Am I down in the abyss? 659 00:40:38,099 --> 00:40:40,500 Yeah, I mean, there's a lot down there. 660 00:40:40,500 --> 00:40:44,739 There's an old wrinkly guy who goes, oh, oh boy. 661 00:40:44,739 --> 00:40:46,179 Yep, you're down there. 662 00:40:46,179 --> 00:40:47,299 Great, great, I'm dead. 663 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:48,820 You're upsetting the dog. 664 00:40:48,820 --> 00:40:50,740 Yep, the dog's got to poop. 665 00:40:50,740 --> 00:40:52,100 I remember that. 666 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:53,620 Okay, I'm down in the abyss. 667 00:40:53,620 --> 00:40:54,900 Means my book's somewhere. 668 00:40:54,900 --> 00:40:55,700 We get my book. 669 00:40:57,060 --> 00:40:58,580 Step one, get my book. 670 00:40:58,580 --> 00:40:59,860 Step two, money. 671 00:41:00,980 --> 00:41:01,300 Money? 672 00:41:02,820 --> 00:41:03,140 Okay. 673 00:41:03,700 --> 00:41:05,140 Step three, save the world. 674 00:41:05,940 --> 00:41:08,660 You might actually need money to gather some forces. 675 00:41:08,660 --> 00:41:10,500 That might not be a bad idea, actually. 676 00:41:10,500 --> 00:41:13,380 Do you have a way to find a book? 677 00:41:13,380 --> 00:41:15,300 It could be anywhere in the world. 678 00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:16,500 Where are we? 679 00:41:16,500 --> 00:41:18,260 I need to make a divining rod. 680 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:19,699 You know, like a divining rod? 681 00:41:19,699 --> 00:41:21,059 Sure, to find water. 682 00:41:21,059 --> 00:41:25,940 Nighthunter just snaps a giant branch off of a tree and goes, 683 00:41:25,940 --> 00:41:26,500 this good? 684 00:41:27,380 --> 00:41:28,420 Well, I can make this work. 685 00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:31,380 He begins walking off into the forest. 686 00:41:32,260 --> 00:41:35,539 While he does that, I'm just going to cast Locate Object. 687 00:41:35,539 --> 00:41:36,039 Yes. 688 00:41:36,739 --> 00:41:38,900 I don't know if it's within range, though. 689 00:41:38,900 --> 00:41:40,579 It's got to be within 1,000 feet of me. 690 00:41:40,579 --> 00:41:41,619 I doubt that's the case. 691 00:41:42,340 --> 00:41:44,179 That would be super convenient, wouldn't it? 692 00:41:44,179 --> 00:41:45,539 Wouldn't it be, yeah, right? 693 00:41:45,539 --> 00:41:47,059 Roll a D100 for us, Kyle. 694 00:41:47,059 --> 00:41:49,139 See if it's in that tree. 695 00:41:49,139 --> 00:41:51,380 Can we do a thing where it opens a map 696 00:41:51,380 --> 00:41:55,619 and it'll like glow on it or something via Buffy the Vampire Slayer? 697 00:41:55,619 --> 00:41:56,119 Sure. 698 00:41:56,659 --> 00:41:59,300 We'll get out the Ouija board and it will spell us where it is. 699 00:41:59,300 --> 00:42:00,900 No, you never work with a Ouija board. 700 00:42:00,900 --> 00:42:01,400 Sure. 701 00:42:03,619 --> 00:42:05,779 You're a second-in-command to Orcus. 702 00:42:06,579 --> 00:42:09,940 We'll grant a little bit of a wider net than the 1,000 feet. 703 00:42:10,980 --> 00:42:12,500 So you cast Locate Object. 704 00:42:13,380 --> 00:42:15,860 And yeah, does anybody have a map? 705 00:42:16,739 --> 00:42:17,300 I do. 706 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:18,019 Totally. 707 00:42:18,019 --> 00:42:19,059 I was ascribed. 708 00:42:19,059 --> 00:42:20,579 I have all sorts of papers. 709 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:21,300 Great. 710 00:42:21,300 --> 00:42:22,260 One of these is a map. 711 00:42:23,860 --> 00:42:25,059 You cast Locate Object. 712 00:42:25,059 --> 00:42:27,780 Your map begins to like, bzz, bzz. 713 00:42:27,780 --> 00:42:29,699 Oh, it's vibrating. 714 00:42:29,699 --> 00:42:30,980 And I'm like, just one sec. 715 00:42:32,099 --> 00:42:34,739 Your table for four is ready at the Cactus Club. 716 00:42:34,739 --> 00:42:36,579 Oh, wow, you went Dora the Explorer. 717 00:42:36,579 --> 00:42:37,860 I was going Vibrator. 718 00:42:37,860 --> 00:42:38,900 It was two different moves. 719 00:42:40,099 --> 00:42:41,539 Wow, this is very different. 720 00:42:42,579 --> 00:42:43,780 It's like backpack. 721 00:42:48,900 --> 00:42:53,699 I'm not apologizing for anything. 722 00:42:53,699 --> 00:42:55,940 It's on the city of Greenest. 723 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:05,219 Dumbgeons & Dragons Season 2 Episode 124 starring Amy More as Thea and Night Hunter, 724 00:43:05,219 --> 00:43:08,739 Carla Maxted as Lipsynche, Tom Laird as Flint, 725 00:43:08,739 --> 00:43:12,260 with Kylan Claset as Vorunax, and Russ More as your dungeon master. 726 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:14,739 Production and sound design by Russ More. 727 00:43:14,739 --> 00:43:17,219 This episode featured music from Epidemic Sound, 728 00:43:17,219 --> 00:43:20,420 and Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io, 729 00:43:20,420 --> 00:43:23,780 and sound effects from Epidemic Sound, Boom Library, and Sound Ideas. 730 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,579 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, 731 00:43:26,579 --> 00:43:29,460 Gabriel Lynch, Jessica Babyok, Cat Waterflame, 732 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:32,739 Jacob Madden, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, Craig Zeiss, 733 00:43:32,739 --> 00:43:37,059 Erin Stevens, Daryl Lynn, Lou Lehan, L.A. Branton, Perry Matey, 734 00:43:37,059 --> 00:43:38,579 and Nathaniel Teeter. 735 00:43:38,579 --> 00:43:40,820 You can support us and the shows we create directly 736 00:43:40,820 --> 00:43:43,780 by visiting Patreon.com slash Dumb Dragon Cast. 737 00:43:43,780 --> 00:43:47,460 Help us reach 100 patrons and we'll throw an exclusive improv live show 738 00:43:47,460 --> 00:43:49,460 for every one of our patrons. 739 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,420 Thank you for listening. 740 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:51,460 Have a great week. 741 00:43:51,460 --> 00:43:52,580 We'll talk again soon. 742 00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:12,500 God, that's the exact fucking thing. 743 00:44:13,380 --> 00:44:16,340 Usually I'm mind melding with Carla, but I'm... 744 00:44:16,340 --> 00:44:17,620 Without a word of a lie, 745 00:44:17,620 --> 00:44:20,580 it was a townsperson handing him freshly baked bread. 746 00:44:21,780 --> 00:44:23,700 And I'm sure I would have liked it if Tom did it too. 747 00:44:24,420 --> 00:44:25,780 But not as much though, right? 748 00:44:25,780 --> 00:44:26,500 Probably not as much. 749 00:44:26,500 --> 00:44:27,140 It goes better with me. 750 00:44:28,820 --> 00:44:30,260 All Tom's would have been was just, 751 00:44:30,260 --> 00:44:31,059 you get some bread. 752 00:44:32,820 --> 00:44:34,900 No, I'm sure Tom is like crossing off like, 753 00:44:34,900 --> 00:44:36,420 bread, flowers. 754 00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:39,300 He gave me some bread. 755 00:44:41,700 --> 00:44:43,700 Oh my God, does he have Nularaaais' soul? 756 00:44:46,100 --> 00:44:47,140 Sounds like it. 757 00:44:47,140 --> 00:44:47,460 I... 758 00:44:49,300 --> 00:44:50,900 Amy has quit the podcast. 759 00:44:50,900 --> 00:44:51,400 Quit. 760 00:44:53,380 --> 00:44:55,140 I know where Nularaaais' soul is, do you? 761 00:44:56,820 --> 00:44:57,940 I put a tracker on it. 762 00:44:59,460 --> 00:45:00,660 Fucking knife, isn't it? 763 00:45:00,660 --> 00:45:01,220 I don't know. 764 00:45:01,220 --> 00:45:02,260 Where's that knife anyway? 765 00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:04,019 Leosin has it? 766 00:45:05,860 --> 00:45:06,500 Mystery. 767 00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:12,019 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.